there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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