we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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