Soap is not a condiment
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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