i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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