Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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