i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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