Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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