Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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