Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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