Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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