So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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