i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You are the jesus of drinking
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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