PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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