Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I seem to have left my pride at pride
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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