I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
