he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
4 words: hood of his car
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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