He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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