She announced her abortion via fbk
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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