my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
i think i have herpe
just one?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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