Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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