Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You're like the curious george of whores
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Vodka?
Forever.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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