It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
you never un-have a 4some
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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