Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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