garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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