Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
