you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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