The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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