You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He has the fingertips of a God
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