To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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