Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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