I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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