so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
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Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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