I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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