hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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