just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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