good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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