I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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