pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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