Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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