come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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