she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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