Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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