Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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