areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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