Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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