I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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