i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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