The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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