Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
