Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We talked him into tasing himself.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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