Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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