belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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