I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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