Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
