do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We got so high we made milksteak
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize