they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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