We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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