so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Randomize